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Story 4
Hi folks,
my name is Puss, not Puss in Boots like the cat in that movie, just Puss. Yeah, I"m a 10 year old, male, macho type cat. Not a pussy if you get my meaning. Anyway, I'm here to tell you a little bit about my owner. Yeah, "Herself", thats what I call her. You see, Herself has this thing for this singer whom she calls, "my honey Steve". She adores him and plays his music all day long. Its gettin so I can't even take a nap without hearing his voice. He's a great singer but Herself can't sing at all. She sounds like a barn cat caught in a rat trap.
Anyway, what gets me about this whole thing is Herself gets in my chair when she looks at "my honey Steve"'s pictures on this computer thing. Well see, thats MY chair. My blanket goes on that chair and Herself tosses my blanket aside and blunks her huge fanny right where I take my nap. This is real bad because I need to nap - alot. I"m very popular at night with the ladies around here. Especially with this one little morsel that just moved into the neighborhood named "Kitty" - Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Oh that Kitty, she's great but she's no angel, she's been around the block a few times. You see Kitty belongs to a certain "Steve Perry" who, by the way,happens to be the object of affection for Herself. I told Kitty about my owner and her gross disregard for my afternoon naps. Kitty said I'd have to act like the cat got my tongue about who her owner is or I'd have to go back to stinkin alley cats.
Ohhh if I could talk I would be in the lap of luxury now. Herself would give me fresh cream and catnip at the slightest meow. Oh, but then I'd lose my sweet Kitty.So I promised Kitty I'd keep a tight lip. Yawnnnnn, I"m just too old and too tired for this stuff now. My owner, Herself, isn't so bad. She may not be able to carry a tune like me but at least she knows all the words to "my honey Steve's" songs. I can put up with the use of my chair as long as Kitty is around to keep me happy. Oh that Kitty, purrrrrrrrrrrrrr, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Yours truly - Puss
